I.M.P Assassin [Helluva Boss X Male Reader] - Exes and Oohs - Page 15 (2024)

 
Crimson: She's a BROAD! Kill her! 
He sees the goon he just threw at Millie get chopped into bits of sushi before another goon thrown by her lands on top of him.
Millie continues her rampage and impales several goons on the dild* poles.
Crimson: You frigging goons! What the f*ck is the matter with you? Why do I pay you!? Get her! You stupid idiots! Go get 'er!
Millie kicks a dild* into a goon's gun, blocking the barrel and causing it to explode. After impaling another goon, she gets knocked with a chair and goes flying into the cracked windshield of Chaz's car. Blitzo yells and takes a poor swing at hitting the goon before Millie recovers and beats a goon with a gas can. She then uses Blitzo as a saber, slicing an incoming goon apart with the latter's horns and takes the goon's pistol, and detonates the goon holding the gas can.
Elder Jaw closes his book, purposely drops it and puts both his hands up and casually leaves, flipping off everyone still alive.
One of the few surviving goons get elbow dropped in the skull by Millie, killing the goon who was placed inside the former's jaws. Millie then ties the goon up behind Chaz's car and gets dragged throughout the venue, destroying all the chairs. Millie prepares to crash the altar with the car before she brings the car to a halt, crushing the goon's skull.
As Millie leaves the car and angrily approaches the altar, a goon tries to suckerpunch her, but Millie knocks him out. She whips her tail and glares daggers at Crimson, who begrudgingly allows her to take Moxxie. She grabs Moxxie and hoists him over her shoulder.
Chaz: Hey! What about my—?! 
Millie shoves a dild* down his throat, to which he chokes.
See Also
A Little Loony - Chapter 1 - SilentMementoCharacter Profiles/Information - Chapter 43 - Void_Stars_and_HellaverseRewritestwisting all the parts of me (that you're still good at knowing) - smartnfinalHelluva Boss Fanfic - One Shoot - Part 3
Millie: This ass is MINE! 
She slaps Moxxie's rear, causing him to blush slightly.
Y/n then steps out the back door wiping some blood off his clothes he walks up next to Blitz.
Y/n: Hey sorry I took a while, hope I didn't miss any-
Y/n looks up and see's the massacre that has taken place.
Y/n: Woah! Guess I missed a lot.
Blitzo: By the way, y'all should probably know, Millie grabs and carries him and Y/n with MoxxieChaz isn't even rich, okay? Check his car,he just played you like a f*cking rube! Later, losers! *flips them the bird*
I.M.P hop the destroyed fence and takes a waiting helicopter while throwing Chaz's car keys on the ground. The helicopter flies away with a banner saying "WE'RE Married BITCH" over the original words "Got Married" using blood and extra taped fabric. While Chaz is trying to dislodge the dild*, Crimson slowly turns to glare at him.
Chaz pulls the dild* out of his mouth and sees an angry Crimson glaring at him, nervously shrugging and laughing.
Cut back to I.M.P where the helicopter arrives; Loona, sitting in the same chair as the day before, quickly glances at the camera, and gives an angry shrug.
Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie disembark the helicopter, which quickly crashes. Moxxie hugs Millie.
See Also
Helluva Boss Fanfic - One Shoot - Part II
Moxxie: Millie, thank you for saving me. You're amazing.
Millie: *smiles* Next time, just tell me if your dad is a psychopath --- I can handle it.
Blitzo: Well, I'm glad everything ended up okay. Good to know we both have daddy issues, Mox. *ruffles Moxxie's hair* Also, I got to plow your ex-boyfriend; isn't that great? Now we ALL f*cked the same guy. *hugs Moxxie and Millie tightly*
Y/n walked over to Loona but almost trips on a blanket and pillow, that's usually kept in the closet for late night jobs. Looking back at Loona.
Y/n: Did you sleep in the office over night?
Loona: Yes! You took the car keys, so I couldn't drive back to the apartment.
Y/n then looked into his pockets before pulling out the car keys.
Y/n: Huh, so I did.
Loona growled at him causing him to sweat nervously.
Loona: And there was no food in the office fridge, so I didn't have dinner last night or any breakfast this morning.
She growled even more.
Y/n: Eh heh, would it make you feel better if I treated you to lunch.
Loona got up and walked up to him growling in his face.
Loona: You're lucky I'm more hungry than I am angry
She gabs him by the wrist and pulls him along to make him take her to lunch.
The scene cuts back to Crimson's mansion who was walking through the hallways. He walks past the opened door of the bathroom, revealing the goon who tried to grab Y/n. But the goon had his head in the toilet, suggesting that Y/n had drowned him in it. As Crimson continues on, he walks past the many mangled and torn up bodies of the dozen goons who tried to fight Y/n, but fell victim to his sad*stic and brutal wrath. And he finally walked past a message on the wall written with the blood of a nearby goons' body, the message read "Thanks for the fun" and it was accompanied by a smiley face also drawn with the goons' blood.
Crimson steps intothe lounge room. where his trophy wall is located and places the torn-out jaw of Chaz, implying that he ordered the latter's death for lying to him. Crimson then growls angrily and throws a dagger at his family portrait, the knife landing squarely on a young Moxxie's forehead.
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And done, and a lot sooner than I thought.
Anyways, so Y/n and Moxxie now have a deeper understanding of each other. I wanted to use this chapter to let Y/n and Moxxie have a bit of a bonding moment. I've given Y/n a lot of moments with Blitzo, Loona, and Verosika, but not a lot with Moxxie or Millie. But what guys think about the exchange between Y/n and Moxxie.
I also wanted to expand a bit more on Y/n's back story and relationship with his parents. Sorry if it was too depressing for you guys. And I would like to clarify that Barbie wiredidn't beat Y/n every day, she mostly verbally abused him but she did physically abuse him quite a bit. And Y/n stills wants reconcile with his mother despite what she's done to him, but he might not feel the same in the future.
Stay tuned for the next chapter "Western Energy".
But until then here's a meme.